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hoardingrecipes:

Nutella Crepe Cake
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blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

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quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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reallytiredgirl:

Hannah Hart’s guide to life basically

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

godstiels-fallen-dragon:

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

soggy lamp

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reina5202:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Ladies of Tumblr photoset 

That last one though

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"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant"

— THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

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magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

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