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Yesterday, Marcus and I spawned a turrent love child (from game traders). Now I have someone to protect my room when I’m gone (: #portal

Yesterday, Marcus and I spawned a turrent love child (from game traders). Now I have someone to protect my room when I’m gone (: #portal

Tags: portal
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awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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(Source: alienfucks, via mr-dahmer-aguilera)

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this-teenage-girls-blog:

Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via monsterkid23)

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massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

(via this--too--shall--pass)

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lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

(via the-stars-are-projectors)

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holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

(via this--too--shall--pass)

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via pullingmyselftogether)

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kawaibae:

I am a firm believer that rough sex and cuddling go hand in hand.

(Source: eagerclit, via leavemarks)

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benjiecon:

you have my attention

benjiecon:

you have my attention

(via ccc0urtney)